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Sun, 15 Aug 2004 08:10:56 GMT

the time has come my little friends to talk of many things like soy bean curd, and cabbages and kings

dont talk to debra
she thinks her legs are like butter
theres no jasmine in the tea
spackle those tassles
ships and shacks and ceiling wax
now say that five times fast
i have crazed eyebrows
tina eat your ham
mobile gas up your ass
a spoon full of vodka makes the world spin round
grassy knoll
the lone rangers
douse it in boose
"dont touch the U, ok?"
i wont
from where im standing it looks like puke
mi tui doughty walker
the scarecrow walks at midnight
punctuation is the key to happiness
thats a little vulgar
wake up a little susie
roll those bones
theres gold in them those hills
zoology doesnt make up for dirty noses
flamboitant flemmage
one in six people wash their hands after using the john
its 12:30 lets get down to business
spectacles testicals wallet and watch
wont you take to funcky town
hey thats it what did you get it? no thats the melody to funky town
what if this is the way it went
but i can do it
shit it all just came out
its not like it sounds man
were running out of room
almost
go back five years and grab gilbert
so did you touch the u yet
its cause grandmas crazy
i have flaring nostrils
look, look at my little tail
i have to see it in person
puff paint for life
what that stuff...brail
some of the best tracks in town
be luminescent
it rubs the lotion on its skin
dance,dance,dance until you die!!
hungry eyes
its a chemical reaction the swelling should subside
beef jerky...dried skin
thats sounds like dirt to me
hey can you smell that..it smells like a big steaming pile of bull shit
can you say chocolate?
ahh look at that
scottie dont!!
raspberry berret
lameiod
does it remind you of something dirty?
its lost all elasticity
im hitting over, and its going down
i just hit my brain shaft
its the end of the world as we know it
one o'clock
i sat for the cure of balding
call now
is it cause i wont bob for apples?
peter piper picked 9632 pecks of pickled peppers
if it gets lodged in your eye dont remove it
i thought this was touch football
my foot is intertwined in the cables
cause scottie doesnt know
scottie doesnt know
scottie doesnt know
scottie doesnt know
damn you matt damon

now did you all read the entire thing or did you wimp out on me?

bark like a zebra

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 05:33:53 GMT

well since in had been so long i decided it was time to update, so here it is.today i hung out with nicole and alana and even though it was a million degrees out we walked to the trolley center and dressed up in ponchos. good fun. then we came home. very exciting huh? yea i thought it was too.

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 17:50:28 GMT

im home now!

shooot

Sat, 03 Jul 2004 05:20:02 GMT

im not gonna go on "vacation" agian for a long time it just makes me feel alone. to me it seems everyones got something goign on and im liek err... im in connecticut. no good

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 05:21:52 GMT

so... i went to new york city today! it twas amazing. there are so many things you can go do. anywho, i had fun going to china town adn what not except for the really gross fish markets that make you wanna run away becasue they smell so terrible.eww eww and when i was walking by some man started holding the fish and smelling it, it was the weirdest thing ive ever seen. then i went to a giant candy store where the stairs had candy in them. that was pretty spiffy. however, it was some of the most expensive candy ive ever seen. but o well thats new york for ya. all in all i had fun.
fish is smelly.

Sun, 27 Jun 2004 19:05:43 GMT

ehh... uncles' suck

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 17:07:09 GMT

yea so last nite i was laying in bed getting ready to go to sleep when all of a sudden i was wide awake and had this overwhelming feeling that something bad was going on. so i got up and checked on my family and sat on the compuper for a while. once i got off the compuper i still couldnt sleep because i couldnt shake that feeling. finally once i did fall asleep and i had a really weird dream in which i was at a mob oriented raffle. i have no idea what that was all about.

Tue, 22 Jun 2004 00:46:03 GMT

ahhh... so ive been hanging out with family, you knwo cousins,aunts,uncle,ect. the whole shindig. its been ok, but i still miss all the buddys. yea so i cant wait to see you all.

see ya soon
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connecticut

Fri, 18 Jun 2004 05:16:30 GMT

so yea.. here i am in conecticut not doing much. i could really be doing the same exact thing at home. but o well at least here i get to see my cousins and grandparents.i miss you all!! and i hope to see you all when i get home.
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my last day here

Wed, 16 Jun 2004 04:16:58 GMT

so yesterday lily,gill,nicole, and alana all stayed the night at my house. it was good fun. we didnt really do much we just hung out. but it was enjoyable because im not gonna see then or anyone else for about a month,because im lame! I wish i could have gotten to see some other people before i left but what can ya do. well thats about all. ill miss you guys!!

you can always go downtown

Sat, 12 Jun 2004 19:45:16 GMT

so yesterday ian,alex,bridget,nicole, steve Q, and myself all went on the trolley to downtown. good fun i'd say. we walked around horton plaza and got lost several times.then when we got food from mc donalds and ian, bridget, and steve Q left us and alex nicole and i got stuck eating where it smelled really bad.but we also got to listen to nicole tell us about how stuff around us reminded her of a bunch of different places. like greece, italy ect. after that we got amazing soda that sprayed everywhere. im in love with it.haha. later we wondered over to a fountain and played in it until we were all soaked. then we got back on the trolley to go home.and nicole left lilys jacket on the trolley. no good.ahh but we made it to nicoles and we all went swimming, in our clothes.
the end.

Sat, 05 Jun 2004 18:08:59 GMT

ok so i havent updated in a while so let me cover what ive been up to...well bridget akasha and myself went a little bananas.first we went into the laundry mat and climbd into giant dryers and spun ourselves around. then we went over to round table and decided to put pepper on the table.they called the cops and yelled at us.no good. and then we went swimming and made crazy animal noises really really loudly.

so yesterday nicole ian lily and i went to barnes and noble and looked at all kinds of crazy sex books it was amusing. then after that we all just hung out. we then went home and we were all bored so i called up bridget and we ung out with her for about an hour but we managed to go to like four different places because we had to keep runnign away from people. yep yep. i thinks thats all if i forgot anything sorry.

Wed, 02 Jun 2004 04:00:38 GMT

uhh yea so i tried to update but it didnt show up. thats no good. so uhh.. i have new hair.... again lol lily helpped me do it. thats about all
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Wed, 02 Jun 2004 03:19:53 GMT

i have new hair.. again. lily and i worked on it.

yep yep

Mon, 31 May 2004 22:11:28 GMT

hey you wanna know the best saying ever... i'll tell you
TOASTA YOU!!!
yep that i s it. it is amasing me and bridget made it up on staurday. thats all for now

my weekend

Mon, 31 May 2004 21:41:20 GMT

hmm..friday i did nothing it was sooo fun.saturday i went to lilys then we all went drinking for gill's birthday with akasha,jessica,jenny,kelly,jon(boring name), dustin, nicole, lily, bridget,and gillian. it was fun except i smoked a lot and that was no good. then ysterday was a recooperation day at akashas. and then today i got hair dye and had akasha dye my hair. it was fun,and now were watching practical magic.busy weekend for me.

Sat, 29 May 2004 20:05:11 GMT

yesterday;friday,was good. after school lily,alex,ian, and i all hungout.we didnt really do much other then go down to hill creek and swing.o yes we also watched alex be mean to little kids. hee hee. today is gonna be fun! that's it

tuesdays' day

Wed, 26 May 2004 15:00:09 GMT

yesterday i went to school as usual then after school i went over to akasha's house.she had a mouse in her house it was funny. anywho after we ate we went down to some guys house i think his name was jeremia(which im probably spelling wrong).after a while i went home then i realized i just had to leave agian to go finish getting gill's present with lily, cause today is her birthday!so yea thats it.

saturday was busy

Sun, 23 May 2004 22:02:13 GMT

ok my step brothers wedding is over.yay! but it wouldnt have been complete unless my step mom yelled at me, o well.anywho after the wedding i went over to my friend lily's house where lily, nicole, and i all hung out. we decided to go to the beach and when we did about twenty 30 year old drunk men talked to us,eww. we went on the tilk a whirl and took a bunch of silly pistures(i would post them but i dunno how yet). so that was how i spent my saturday.

akasha made me this new journal.

Fri, 21 May 2004 00:35:37 GMT

hmm... i went to school and i fell asleep in spanish, akasha came over after school, we worked on her power point, and now i am going to a stupid wedding rehersal. thats all.

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